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Evans

That EVANS, what a Sweet Boy.

by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020


Evan

A short kid that skateboards but isn’t very good. also is thic

Did u see that kid skateboarding? he’s such an evan

by dumbblonde666 December 10, 2017


Evan

Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes

Evan is a literal God

by DefinitelyNotEvan November 23, 2021


Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)

guy 1 “oh whos evan
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”

by feuves January 24, 2022


Evan

A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.

Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is

Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.

Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.

by S_istheloml March 31, 2024


Evans

Is small but fast plays footy for his school team but has a tiny penis. He also loves to wank

Hi Mr. Evans” said Archie

by Roscoe Evans April 18, 2022


Evan

A stupid evan is a person who hates all humans and is a robot

Evan is a bad person

by Stupid888 November 26, 2019