Evan

rich man

“Oh wow Evan is so rich!!”

Evan

A guy who can't decide whether they are your friend or not.

That guy is such an Evan.

Evan

A dick head

Evan is a dick head

Evan

Absolutely amazing person. Perfect body and face. Is super smart and is someone every girl wishes she had. Creative and talented, spontaneous and adventurous. Simply perfect.

“Is that Evan? He’s hot.”

Evan

probably human

Evan has a flesh body

Evan

A smart very intelligent black man that is very athletic

Evan is very smart and intelligent.

Evan

Likes to shit in his own mouth and then make out with his Friend jack

Finn: I pulled an Evan