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facebook creeper

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.

you - "what are u doing?"

me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"

you - "your such a facebook creeper"

me - "yea I know"

by xoangelmariexo October 6, 2007

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facebook poke

when bitches want to have sex, so they push the poke button on facebook to say they are dtf.

Mary: John keeps poking me.
Erica: We both know a facebook poke means he wants to fuck.

by marigoldini January 30, 2011

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facebook potato

When you begin to put off daily activites, going out with friends, errands chores and any other daily routine. to spend all your time hanging out on facebook.

similar to a couch potato

Marshall: hey! where you been? i havent seen you in a while

Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.

Marshall: that thing is ruining your life

Karen: Its getting really close lol

by urban outkast August 12, 2009

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Facebook Mum

When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.

Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:

'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'

by Salazard May 19, 2009

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Facebook Material

Usually a picture that is taken, reviewed, and agreed upon as being Facebook worthy. Often accompanied with words like totally, clearly, or sooo not.

"That picture is totally Facebook material."

"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."

by Redimade May 11, 2009

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Facebook Snob

A person who refuses to add certain people to their list of friends on Facebook.

" I sent Mac a request to be friends on Facebook and he ignored me. He's such a Facebook snob."

by Scare Jeff July 4, 2009

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Facebook Junkie

n. A person who periodically signs into their Facebook account via phone or computer, to update their "Facebook status".

My sister woke up from a dead ass sleep last night and got on the computer, when I asked her what she was doing she replied: "Checking my Facebook status", What a Facebook Junkie.

by Let's just say, Alan June 5, 2011

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