someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.
you - "what are u doing?"
me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"
you - "your such a facebook creeper"
me - "yea I know"
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when bitches want to have sex, so they push the poke button on facebook to say they are dtf.
Mary: John keeps poking me.
Erica: We both know a facebook poke means he wants to fuck.
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When you begin to put off daily activites, going out with friends, errands chores and any other daily routine. to spend all your time hanging out on facebook.
similar to a couch potato
Marshall: hey! where you been? i havent seen you in a while
Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.
Marshall: that thing is ruining your life
Karen: Its getting really close lol
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When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.
Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:
'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'
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Usually a picture that is taken, reviewed, and agreed upon as being Facebook worthy. Often accompanied with words like totally, clearly, or sooo not.
"That picture is totally Facebook material."
"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."
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A person who refuses to add certain people to their list of friends on Facebook.
" I sent Mac a request to be friends on Facebook and he ignored me. He's such a Facebook snob."
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n. A person who periodically signs into their Facebook account via phone or computer, to update their "Facebook status".
My sister woke up from a dead ass sleep last night and got on the computer, when I asked her what she was doing she replied: "Checking my Facebook status", What a Facebook Junkie.
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