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An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.
"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."
A woman who visits Hawai’i on vacation and meets a handsome Hawaiian man working on the beach and they ultimately hangout for the rest of her trip.
He spent days thinking about his beach girlfriend when she went back to Washington.
1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
A beach pancake is a orgy of guys on the beach that is normally a public beach,there are just more than 5 guys having sex on a beach normally with a large crowd as well
Bro there was a big beach pancake yesterday I totally joined in you should have been there
They ride in massive herds on the streets of West Islip doing the weirdest shit you can think of. The herd mostly consists of homophobic and racist white boys who think they are the shit. If you say anything to them they will cuss you out and most likely run you over with their bikes.
Shit, it's the Beach Street 6th Grade Bikers get the fuck out of their way or you will get run over and cussed out.
One who pulls a dog from the water and places it in the sand
You can beach a whale but you can not beach a dog
Cracked at Gorilla Tag and if see him and your lobby you should leave
OH NO Beach._.VR IS HERE WE GOT TO GO, NOW.