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(n.) The point in an assignment at which you say “Fuck it all,” slap down some bullshit, and turn it in without reading it
You still editing that paper?
Nah, I hit the fuck point yesterday .
The sensual art of combat intercourse.
After arguing tirelessly all day, my girlfriend and I decided to go into the bedroom and settle the matter using Fuck Fu.
When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!
Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!
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1. a statement of strong dislike and conviction towards the governing body that represents us all.
2. An opinion held by the founding fathers of the United States of America.
“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.” – Thomas Jefferson
“They that can give up essential Liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither Liberty nor safety.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Make yourself a sheep and the wolves will eat you.” – Benjamin Franklin
“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.” – Abraham Lincoln
I hope this definition clarifies what "fuck the government" really means
Sally: Have you been paying attention to the news and the government latley?
Bill: Yeah, the goverment is silently molesting our every orifice, and we a gladly licking their hands like obedient dogs.
Sally: You mean you don't trust our government Bill?
Bill: Sorry, I am not a lapdog. If I were to have anything to say about the government, it would be "fuck the government!"
Sally: Too bad most citizens are sheep and will continue to allow the government to corall us like dumb animals.
Bill: Well Sally, unfortunatly most people are so dumb that the government they have is the government they deserve.
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A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.
Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.
A lady drinking beer and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while...here’s a kid pulling the finger. To the right you’ll notice fire... and there’s a fat pig.
Ohhh, he landed up in destination fucked !
He took the longest time to get to destination fucked.
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