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Throwing Flat Stones off of a bridge perpendicular to the water will occasionally achieve a duck fart, or a peculiar sound effect where the water breaks twice creating a longer sounding "plop". Imagine what your farts sound like in the bathtub or hot tub and you've got it.
Jimmy was skipping stones down by the bridge the other day. meanwhile I was up top trying to get my stones to "duck fart".
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A phrase used to describe when a guy has sex with a girl and doesn't call her back.
John fucked Judy. The next day Judy tried to call John and he rejected her phone calls. He didn't see her after that. John's buddy Dave said John was just "Fucking and Ducking"
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The worst team in the Pac-10. The saddest team in NCAA divison 1 history. Can't win a game for their life and are only admired by tall people that are gay.
Person 1) "Dude I heard the Oregon Ducks actually won a game yesterday."
Person 2) "No I think you mean the Oregon State Beavers won, the Ducks couldn't win a game even if they were playing midgets."
Person 3) "Oh you're right."
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it is the build up of sweat of the inner thigh of a female
Oh man all this sex, and now i have duck cream.
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A politician's inability to do anything of substance.
In his last year of his tenure, President Bush has become a lame duck thanks to obstructionist Democrats in the Congress.
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See smegma. This is a cross-reference.
Takeshia refused to give head to Tyrone because he had not pulled back is foreskin in a week.
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