Box of Fries

Another term for a blowjob.

Back in my day, a box of fries could get you A LOT.

fried ball

Someone that is always high

Your a Fried ball

mc fries

a saggy chip like thing u find in mc donalds were evry clown u see will try to rape you and these chips are the veriest of saggy

my mc fries are very saggy and the clowns will rape you

dusted fries

When an old man ejaculates on your fries.

Could I have a side of dusted fries with that burger?

K-Bar Fried

A somewhat slang term for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I got the munchies. Let's head over to K-Bar Fried for some hot wings.

Fried Rice Syndrome

When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.

Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.

coordinated fries

The action of strategically placing french fries into a sculpture, then eating them in the order they were placed.

"I'm so bored!! I am going to do coordinated fries."