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German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.

Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.

by The Remaining One April 5, 2017


Bernhard German System

The Bernhard German System is the name of the main thrust-formula used in real life. Used to achieve thrust and eventually fly planes or any other form of air vehicle.

''Dang bro, check that guy out! He's really good with the Bernhard German System!''

by Nugart Abelhof April 13, 2020


German Things

When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)

Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 13, 2024


German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play

Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 13, 2024