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A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.
Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.
Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"
Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"
Person A intercepts Person B
Person B: "Damn..."
Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."
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You're probably bored. You literally typed what was faded text when you were writing a new word. Congrats for making it here.
Man, I'm bored.
(types Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...)
Wow, somebody was actually bothered to define Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...
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The way you feel when you’ve been hurt more than you thought possible and you’ve hurt someone more than you thought possible but you love them so much it hurts and they don’t even know that they’ve been hurt. It’s great.
I dreamt of an old man on a park bench. One eye was dead and white, the pupil transfixed by a scar. The other burned blue. It saw. He raised a shaking finger and pointed at me. “How dare you forgive me,” he croaked, his voice the death rattle of a starved bird and a dying star.
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You probably just made your parents upset or mad and searched this up just so you don't feel disappointed anymore, I feel ya.
My dad just yelled at me for "breaking" a trumpet so I searched "how to make your parents proud" into the urban dictionary.
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You say this dark/macabre humor phrase to lighten things up when both people have been discussing sad topics. You laugh a little bit because it is so bad to say and then you move on to talking about lighter subject things again. It is a segue (pronounced seg-way) / (a conversational bridge)from sad subjects back to lighter ones.
I find it very useful, although some people have not heard it before and they get confused and don't know what you are talking about, so you have to explain it to them. Then they laugh and you both move on to lighter subjects.
Wow, that's too bad that your friend's sister's hairdresser's brother got in a car accident and lost his pinky toe. (both people feel sad and there is silence and conversation is halted) and so another person says , "But other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play!" Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln? And that is a shocking and awful thing to say, but it makes people laugh because it is so shocking and awful. Do not say this though if something is really really sad, because it will not lighten things up and it will make people mad and hurt their feelings.
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*When a European looks in on the U.S and her internal fighting against political parties and ask.."
Euro: How does it feel to fight for a dying republic?
Any Patriot, U.S Nationalist, or Veteran: Euphoric
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1) A phrase used whenever you have nothing better to say or you just want someone's approval for no real reason. To have to work properly, one person must initiate the phrase as shown in the example.
Person 1: 'You know how it is:'
Person 2 (responds): 'The usual morning rotation'
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