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wanna playyyyy
hi I'm (blank) who are you?
hi I'm chucky wanna playyyy
A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.
Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."
Used by retarded attention-seeking children who think they are famous after receiving a lot of likes on a like-begging comment
Edit: MOM I'M FAMOUS
Commenter: shut the fuck up
6👍 1👎
person 1: "bro I'm being watched"
person 2: "give their info and then I'll watch him."
person 1: "dude your both a genius and an idiot"
Person 2: "its a gift."
A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.
Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
When you take unilateral credit for the work from a group of supremely talented individuals.
Or be absolved of blame for subpar results from a group of supremely talented individuals.
Boss: Hey this group report was amazing!
Joe: Of course, i'm the Lebron James of reports.
Boss: Hey this group report was not what you told me it was gonna be.
Cliff: Don't look at me, I'm the Lebron James of reports.