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guy who rap-battled Ebeneezer Scrooge
Boo!
You're gonna die
With no-one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your death
With a stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave
- The ghost of Christmas yet to come
Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.
Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.
John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?
Us polish people celebrate Christmas for 2 days, while u unlucky lot have to wait another day we get to eat special traditional food at a fancy dinner table and right after that we open our presents. Then on the 25th we go to church to celebrate the birth of Jesus. So this means we open our presents a day early.
It's the 24th December polish christmas today. In Poland, they will orn their Christmas presents today.
when you take a cone shaped concoction, usually resembling a miniature christmas tree, to clean out your butthole.
Dude: Oh man, I just took a thick ass shit!
Dude#2: Did you christmas tree last night?
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Ugs
Moccasins
Starbucks
Yoga pants
And a white and gold iPhone6
Guy: damn girls and their WHITE GIRL CHRISTMAS LIST
Girl: don't judge me in moccasins and yoga pants make me look hot
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Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
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