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Jason is the type of guy to have a few friends but who gives everything he has for those friends. He is the type of guy to refer to girls as the ladies because he is such a gentleman. Jasons tend to wear glasses and put their hair up combed back like a real tough guy. Jasons tend to be short but with a big heart. Jasons can be found in Ohio because they just belong there. You can find a Jason doing sporty jobs, such as gym trainers, or go-carting places.
He is such a Jason.
I met a Jason last night he treated me like a lady.
The cheese found underneath ones foreskin.
The gross stuff found that gathers underneath the foreskin on a mans penis.
She went wild once she took a bite of some Jason.
His jason smells so bad
A dirty, grotty person who thinks he's hilarious, most of the time is is though lol
Me: Hi Jason!
Jason: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Me: ye
the orange mother fucker across the street that pushes the elderly down the stairs and eats babies
hey Jason, i hope you meet the eternal purgatory that will see eye to eye to you after your final hours in due time.
This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!
Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?
Derived from the name of former Southampton and Crystal Palace player Jason Puncheon.
Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.
"hey mate, check out the guy at the door, what an absolute Jason."
"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."
Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!
Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.
Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.
"Hey did you hear about that police raid"
"Yeah must of been Jason's statements again"