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An alternative name for a festive jog in December if you really want to piss off some atheists or others who don't believe in Jesus.
Kid: Should we name our race the Hanukkah Hustle?
Teacher: No that would be like calling it The Jesus Jog.
Cool Dude that is simply built differently
My man Jesus Lugo is simply built differently. So it is justifiable as to why he went 140 on a school zone
The art of speakers visbaly moving back and forth whilst a low frequency is playing through them. Typically in a studio environment.
Damn they're Jesus wobbin right now. Turn it down!
A term used for Pepto Bismol
Meagan: my stomach hurts.
Jayson: you need Pink Jesus.
Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.
I took a jesus cut from th loaf of bread our server brought to our table, forget knives.
A abosolutely hilarious ripoff of finding Nemo. just look at the damn front cover y'all.
AYO IS THAT FINDING JESUS?!
A wonderful, joyfilled peace and completely overwhelming sense of knowing and feeling the love of God envelope you. This often happens after meditating on God's Word/the Bible, singing praise or worship songs, or realizing and thanking God for all His goodness and the things He has carried you through. There is no better high like a Jesus high.
I used to be a pot head but then I finally quit because I got more into Jesus. He changed my life! Jesus highs are free and will not go away in Heaven! He really loves you, too, bro!