July 20

If you were born on this date, you're a low-life dirty bitch, tbh who is even born on this shitty ass day?

Person 1: Did you hear their birthday is on July 20th?

Person 2: Oh yeah they must be disgusting

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Chunky Fourth of July

When a dildo or otherwise penetrative sex toy is not available, one sticks a firecracker popsicle up an appropriately sized bodily orifice (most commonly the anus), and proceeds to pleasure themselves with said popsicle. After completion, the melted remains of the popsicle are then spurted out of the oriface for everyone to enjoy in a red, white, and blue funfest for the entire family to enjoy! Oftentimes, this is a widely celebrated event, and no patriotic display is complete without it. Those who partake in the activity must rigorously prepare for it with a diet of only prune juice, water, and essential oils for at least a week. If an American Flag is in the vicinity, it is always lowered to half-mast to appreciate the gravity of such a solemn affair. Should time allow after the ceremony is complete, grill hot dogs in the juices and fire a 21 Gun Salute for the troops.

Steve: "Fuck yeah, Bob said he's planning a Chunky Fourth of July tonight!"
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."

gay as the fourth of july

The highest form of gay only obtainable by the scarf of sexual preferance. The only known placement is Albus Dumbledore

Harry Potter "What house are you in Prof. Dumbledore?"
Albus "Gay as the fourth of july."

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Born on the Fourth of July

A phrase used to describe a person whose bottom half of his body has been permanently paralyzed due to either a birth defect or an injury, just like the respective author and screen-playwright of the autobiography and film "Born on the Fourth of July," Ron Kovic.

Roy: Dude, I saw Ron the other day and he couldn't move an inch with his own legs!

Rebecca: Yeah, he was born on the Fourth of July.

July 6th

if you were born on this day, you are very generous but a big bitch. You're not welcome in my house.

"shes a bitch"
"Yeah, she was born on July 6th"

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July 2

The day the most ugliest bitch was born

Oouuuuu her birthday July 2

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26th of July Movement

The 26th of July Movement (Spanish: Movimiento 26 de Julio) was the revolutionary movement led by Fidel Castro that overthrew the regime of Fulgencio Batista in Cuba in 1959. Its name commemorates an attack on the Santiago de Cuba army barracks on July 26, 1953. The movement began formally in 1955 when Castro went to Mexico to form a disciplined guerrilla force. The leaders of the movement remaining in Cuba to carry out sabotage and political activities were Frank País, Armando Hart, and Enrique Oltuski. At this time the movement espoused a reform program that included distribution of land to peasants, nationalization of public services, industrialization, honest elections, and mass education.

Prominent leaders of the 26th of July Movement included Fidel Castro, Che Guevara, Raúl Castro, Camilo Cienfuegos, Frank País, and Juan Almeida Bosque.

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