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In the game Team Fortress 2, the tactic of jumping as the class soldier when the enemy soldier jumps at you; instead of trying a airshot, most commonly used in MGE (My Gaming Edge) matches. Considered as a crutch and dickish tactic because of the aim for the improvement in this type of gamemode.
- Bro, can you stop counter-jumping? You are really annoying me.
+ Yeah sorry, force of habit.
Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.
Susanna and Johnny will jump the broomstick tonight so plan to make merry all night long!
When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself
I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted
Planned or having something to do already.
Ready
Willing to do something.
Having something tangible with you.
You: U comin thru tonite ta help us out?
Me: Cant make it bruh i already got somethin on jump.
You: We 'bout ta go to tha studio and record this new track. R u on jump?
Me: HELL YEH im on jump!!
Me: Dayum!! Dem J'z cost 120 but i only got 110. u got 10 dollarz on jump?
You: Aight yo but'chu gottsta hit me back!!
Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd
The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.
When the male jumps on the bed onto dat puss puss
Im thrust jump dat bitch real good
The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.
Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.