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Originally from Skyrim, Lake Sword is a type of naked pose for sending someone nudes in a bubble bath with the bubble surrounding your penis as it emerges from the bath.
"Hey send nudes?" The boys in the background,"LAKE SWORD"
An old folks community that is made up of mostly swingers and older men and (mostly) women who are all dtf.
“Dude we went to Lady Lake Fl to visit my mother-in-law and that old bitch tried to fuck me” - Actual quote from me
When the female genitalia is self lubricating enough to the point of dripping or leaving a small blot of lubrication.
When da pussy real wet, like a nigga can go swimming.
Chris: "Yo bruh, what was Candice pussy like?"
Rob: "Oh bruh, she got dat lake."
The aftermath of shitting during or immediately following a rimjob.
Michelle left a mud lake on Toms bed while he was rimming her.
The mud lake was a nice relief after the rimjob Mike gave me.
Always finds a way to out-retard the retard
Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
Lake Ticklenaked is a lake in Ryegate, Vermont . Yes you read that right. As in tickle and naked. Rumor is if you go for a swim while naked you’ll get a little tickle on your dickle.
George: “it’s called lake Ticklenaked?”
Bob: yep, rumor is, the lake monster there lurks just under the surface waiting for an unsuspecting dickle to tickle. So you better watch out.
George: “Oh Boy!!”
The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.
Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo