It's a very long chair. What did you expect?
Jerry: Hey, Matt, look at my new chair!
Matt: Wow, that's a very long chair!
People who have Freaky Long Wieners (10 to 12 inches) they also usually drive jeeps
Connor has a Freaky Long Wiener
When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.
bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”
bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”
bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”
bro 2: “Same tbh.”
Just a Vietnamese guy who fall in love with his (best/girl) friend and now he's like *some Bomman noises* because he's been refused
Don't do that, he (Lưu Hải Long aka Save Sea Dragon)'s pained enough
pippy long nipples are a set of firm nipples that can erect into a really long length and low key use it to whack all the useless bitchs back where they came from.
Ow! Your pippy long nipples slapped the shit out of me!