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Snorting a line of coke while having a nosebleed.
It was 7am on Monday, and the only thing that was going to get me to work after the weekend was a bloody mary.
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A female character who is so perfect that she is annoying. The name originated in a very short Star Trek story that mocked the sort of female characters who showed up in fanfiction. It usually refers to original female characters put into fanfiction, but can refer to any character.
Mary-Sues are characters who are usually extraordinarily gorgeous, amazingly talented, unusually powerful, and exceedingly attractive to whoever the author has a crush on. They often possess ridiculously fancy and pretentious first names -- Angel, Raven, Jewel, Lorelei Bianca Julia Marizza Snape -- and are very, very annoying.
Mary-Sue is often abbreviated to 'Sue.' The male equivelant is either Marty-Stu or Gary-Stu.
Your Buffy fanfic has a problem. Her name is Alayne Lorelei Gemma Jeshika Shanna, she has violet eyes and raven hair, curves in all the right places, is more powerful than Willow and a better fighter than Buffy and Faith combined, AND Spike is in love with her. She's a total Mary-Sue, and she's really annoying!"
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A hairy guy whose physiognomy is very masculine but who is actually very effeminate. Similar to Muscle Mary (Effeminate muscly guy)
He looks really rude, but he's just a Hairy Mary.
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Also called 'Bloody Maria': the usual Bloody Mary (kosher salt/pepper + Tabasco® sauce/Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce + lemon juice + concentrated tomato juice), and instead of he voddy, you add tequila on crushed ice and garnish with a celery shoot.
Mexican Mary is one of my least favorite tequila-based cocktails.
For a bitchass strong 'tequtail', see Moroccan Margarita
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Fucks like a champ. Will out drink you while you weep as her magic pussy walks nonchalantly out your losing ass door . Often too hilarious for her own good .
Damn , marry that bitch Crystal Marie . Marry her yesterday.
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eating out a chick when she is on her menstrual cycle.
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A girl who loves to wear booty shorts and crop tops not afraid to get crazy at parties. Most likely gonna marry someone called Tye C. Thinks she’s better then everyone and likes to try to twerk but terribly fails
Mary-Grace is back at it again with that boy
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