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When the camel toe slit eats the gitch so the camel toe appears even more.
holy shit look at the gitchie monster it eating those panties.
typically easy to see on fit hard body woman, fat or old loose cunts looks disgusting.
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When you’re having so much fun u don’t even notice you’re covered in shit.
I was being such a mud monster that I had no idea I was covered in my families shit!
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when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
I used to cover myself in mud and pretend I was the mud monster until I realized the mud wasn't mud.
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The act of masterbating in the middle of the night whilst your partner is sleeping. Then on the brink of ejactulation, you let out a horrify shriek while unloading on the their face.
"Dude, last night I totally pulled a monster's ink on my chick! She woke up screaming!"
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A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.
-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.
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One's large male reproductive organ.
Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!
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An endearing term for a person who is cute, lovable and resembles a pug.
Synonym for pug (breed of dog)
I love you pug-monster!
She is so cute; she looks like a a pug-monster.
Look at that pug-monster playing with the poodle.
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