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Mr. Beast went too far

In one scenario where Mr. Beast goes too far in one of his viral videos, he holds a gun to a kid's head and forces the kid to go down an escalator on a skate board, The kid inevitably ends up breaking his leg, and Mr. Beast tries to fix it, but nothing he does, including whacking him with a golf club multiple times, works. Eventually Mr. Beast gets Chris to help him chuck the kid back down the escalator, in hope that it will fix the kid's leg. The kid ends up breaking his other leg, and that makes the kid experience more pain. Mr. Beast, Chris, Nolan and Chandler are discussing ways to end the child's pain. This is part 1. Scroll down for part 2.

Mr. Beast went too far... Oh no.....
Oh well. I'm sure it's just editing, right? Right?

by Big asss ballsack May 9, 2023


fantastic beasts and where to find them

A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.

Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.

by Voiceless Knight December 29, 2016

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Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!

Fuck my mouth you sexy bitch of a boyfriend

M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"

That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".

In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"

Grrrrrrr

by Deviant lil Cupcake November 16, 2009

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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) January 24, 2012

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Dutch-Beast

A man who takes lots of farts. It is attractive for the men, and gets them all horny.

Youre a Dutch-Beast!

by SerbianMadafaka May 12, 2016


beast nuts

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.

Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.

by NunezapathWasTaken? May 28, 2012


SEPHORA BEAST

Sephora Beasts go to Sephora all the time and get makeup. They are the most beautiful people and they love doing cool eyeliner looks with sparkly eyeshadow and fruity lipgloss :D

Sabeen: that izzy is such a Sephora beast!!!
Chloe Moriondo: they wear the most amazing makeup OMG :D

Shy: that eyeshadow is so gorg!!!

by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021