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Born in the year 1296 and is well known throughout the andromeda galaxy as "KING COCKOSAURUS DICK" (definition- The biggest penis ever created in the existance of everything.) Also he is known to be still alive today but hiding. He is a PIMP and can do whatever the fuck he wants whenever, where ever. Personality wise he is smart , outgoing , funny, and will be there whenever you need him (just shine the Nick Ostrander Sign in the sky (( the sign is the cock of cockyness)) .)
Why isn't yours as big as nick ostranders?
A pretty cool guy. People like to use his name in a questionable way.
A man named Nick with a girthy penis.
Yeah it's girthy... that's why I call him Thick Nick
A dance move resembling a shimmy but instead looks more like shanking someone. Also known as the Shimmy Shank.
Austin: Why is that young man shanking the air?
Andrew: No I think he's starting a lawn mower
Taylor: I think he's having a seizure
Kyle: You're all wrong. He's doing the Nick Zerilli
*They all proceed to do The Nick Zerilli*
for someone to be in good nick requires large muscles and a ripped stomach. The term average nick comes as an insult to a person who really gives it there all in the gym five days a week but just cannot get there muscles big enough or stomach ripped enough to be considered in good nick
Greg - "I've been going to the gym 5 days a week for 6 months"
Richard - "Have you?"
Greg - "yea think its working"
Richard - "em... i suppose your in average nick"
Hey if you ain’t fishing with nick than idk what ur dooin. ¿You know how Saturday’s are for the bois? Well Saturday are really for runnin off to the secret fishing spot after you drop a log in the poop sock.
Ay yo on Saturday imma go fishing with Nick. ¿you finna come?