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small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.
two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'
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A 'Bum Chin' is a guy or a girl who has a chin shaped like a bottom. They have an abnormal cleft that if you squint closely, looks like a pert behind.
Man..it looked like he was doing a hand-stand!
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when a man pokes his cock in another mans bum.
on saturday nights, gareth goes to morgans house, takes off his pants, and plays "bum darts" with morgann. Gareth usually wins, actually he always wins because as he lieks to say, practice makes perfect
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A bum bubble generally occurs when you're about to fart; as the gass being released is about to exit your anus, a bubble is created. When the bubble remains in your anus, and fails to be pushed out, it is known as a bum bubble; however, it can sometimes be mistaken for a sweaty anus.
stephen - whats up josh st. G, you look kinda funny
josh st. g - ya i've had this bum bubble stuck in my anus for hours and it's starting to really chafe, i even saw a little bit of blood squirt out, i'm hoping when i shit it'll pop
stephen - those sick bum bubbles
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the results of an uncleansed anal causing it to create a crust like flakiness and discoloured bum cheeks
get your crusty bum out of my face
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Bum fluff is literally sparse and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.
"You look a right cunt with that bum fluff on thy face mate! Grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl's arse!!!!" * Mr Kipling's Diaries.*
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Sore patches in the rectum caused through too much anal sex.
1. How are the bum cherries today?
2. He was going at it so bloody vigourously- gave me bum cherries.
3. At this rate, I'll have bum cherries.
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