What dumb Americans call The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.
American: "Oh cool, you're from British America!"
British Person: "smh you're taking a piss bruv."
You just bought a 35 round pmag for your sks, and you go to load it. You walk over to your ammo stash of 1.5k rounds of 7.62x39 and somehow manage to pull out 33 rounds of hollow points and 2 FMJ's
Obamas america: The fuck am I supposed to do with this
Pedro Martinez is the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America