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Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle
The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure
Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.
To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks
Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend
Libby noodles is a nickname for Libby she is a very kind sweet and loyal girl Libby is very beautiful if you are lucky to have a Libby in your life never let go of her and NEVER break a libbys heart she will get her way back at you Libby is a great friend and very flirty towards boys Libby will grow up to be great with a boy friend who respects her don’t mess with a Libby !
Ex bf : I’m sorry I broke up with you date me again we made a great couple
Libby Noodles : thank you next , bitch!
A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.
"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."
A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.
I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle
Fucking a girl with a limp dick.
“Henry!” “What Ron?” “I just noodle banged your mom and it hurt!”