to unnecessarily venture into a previously meaningless side character's very specific personal backstory to the point of devoting your heart deeply to them and their well-being that the main story line is almost forgotten
"Not to oliver our way into another side story, but..."
A true don of the bean bandits
God them bean bandits are dangerous, i hope oliver isnt part of them
Oliver is a very nice guy. He usually has blonde hair and blue or green eyes. He is a flirt with all the girls but usually has someone special on his mind.
friend 1: He’s pretty hot
friend 2: Thats Oliver’s! It sucks though because he likes Porscha.
friend 1: I’ll change that...
A person who is sexually attracted to men named Josh
Oliver: "dude I am so attracted to josh"
Dad: "That's sus"
my hottie shawty who is supa cool and epic and has shark blanket with a hood
“hey, oliver is my hottie shawty stay away”
“ok”
A virgin who is completely antisocial. All they do when with other people is sit around and play video games and not talk. Every word that does come out of their mouth is more gay than the last.
Guy 1: Let's go walk to Jewel and get something.
Guy 2: No, I wanna play some more Fortnite.
Guy 1: Dont be such an Oliver
Guy 2: Hrrr *beats chest*