Milk of amnesia

Noun: Alcohol. A drink which, if consumed in sufficient quantities makes you forget large episodes of your life. A popular phrase due to its assonance with the patent medicine 'Milk of Magnesia'.

"...and while dancing you unzipped her dress and pulled it to the floor. Then you pissed in the bride's champagne glass and honked up all over the cake."
"Yes, I remember every bit of that. Just tell me how come I woke up this morning in the driver's seat of my car outside my house?"
"Put it down to the milk of amnesia."

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Choccy Milk

Creamy Amazing Meme Fuel

Mom make me some tenders and choccy milk
Mom: We are all out of chocolate milk son fucking retard

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milk fart

A fart that travels through a turd before exiting the ass, creating a very pungent aroma. A milk fart will occur in the few hours leading up to a bowel movement, as the turds have made their way close to the butthole, creating the filter that your gas will pass through on it's way out.

"Damn.. that bitch Brenda just laid out a milk fart, I'm fucking nautious."

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milk train

a lactating woman. a woman giving breast milk from enlarged breasts.

Damn that kid is still on the milk train (child is still breastfeeding)
Ride the milk train. (fuck a lactating woman)

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Milk Chicken

White rich kid that thinks he is a poor black kid, or a white guy that thinks he can rap

Eminiem is a milk chicken!

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milk shake

When a woman is full of cum and continues to partake in sex, all of that shacking and mixing equals a milk shake

If you take enough cream pies you'll have a milk shake

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Choccy Milk

The best form of milk there is

"Bro I heard that Cherice Bought Devin some Choccy Milk"

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