A group of 5 British chino wearing wankers who consistently release awful music, therefore pissing the entire male generation off but some how attracting the attention of thousands of wet girls, who are known as "directioners" you will see these girls parading the streets in nothing but mini skirts and low cut t-shirts all year round, if you ever see somebody who matches this criteria, ask them if they like one direction, you will be surprised!
Slag : "OMG all the one direction boys are sooo reem"
random passer by : "do you really think so?"
Slag : "Yeah course!! im a directioner"
Random passer by : *hits slag in face with spade*
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A tactic to silence a One upper.
The situational One under:
Adam and his girlfriend are sitting down to dinner at the local pub accompanied by a notorious "One upper", the "One upper" notices Adam's girlfriend is carrying around a Kate Spade. He says, "Is that a Kate Spade?", asking this assuming that it is and wanting to make up a story that he bought his girlfriend, or his "one" girlfriend ("One uppers" often claim multiple hot girlfriends depending on who they are around) 2 Kate Spades and probably a real Gucci bag or two...who the fuck knows how many...anyway, instead of "Yes, it is a Kate Spade." She replies, "No, it's a fake one."
This response stumps the "One upper". How does one "one up" that? He's been "one-undered"!
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A full size movie poster. One sheet is the term most often used by Hollywood agents, producers, directors, etc. when discussing the layout of the poster. Probably used in the advertising world too.
The movie sucks, but the one sheet makes it look like two thumbs up.
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To perform an act in an ill-prepared manner
"Let's not start this project with one shoe on."
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can be defined as someone who is truly unique. It is worth noting, that a one-owner has attributes that aren't necessarily positive, in fact, they are often characteristics that are deemed negative. In most cases, these people are unaware of their own behaviors that have helped define them as one-owners.
One could suggest that we are all one-owners to a certain degree, but these people worth labeling are truly remarkable in their respective gifts of "one-owning."
It is imperative that we define what qualifies/differentiates a one-owner and a person with a couple of questionable behaviors. Going forward as a society, we must work together to correctly identify one-owners. By finding and identifying one-owners, we can establish recognizable patterns and behavior that will further assist us in eliminating this troublesome burden on society.
Studies currently theorize that one-owners are best to be avoided, but this will surely leave our children and society vulnerable to the regular practices of one-owners. It is not yet clear if the habits of a one-owner can be transmitted to others not identified as one-owners.
For the greater good of society, we the people must take a stand against one-owners, whether they be friend, family, or foe โ and work to eliminate them before we become a modern day Idiocracy.
DP: "Hey, have any of you seen Virgil today?"
Dabo: "Nah, I haven't seen him since yesterday."
Eddie: "That sounds just like Virgil! You can never find him when you need him."
Rubio: "Did I hear you guys say you were looking for Virgil? Well, if so, then you should already know where his ass is."
DP: "What the hell are you talking about Rubio?"
Rubio: "Well for starters, he had to grab something at Lowes for the shop. He brought that back, and then proceeded to get breakfast for everyone. After he brought that back, he had to swing by the hardware store for supplies. Actually, now that I think about it, he should be back anytime."
DP: "What the fucking fuck did he do all of that for? All three of those places are in the same shopping center. It would have been logical to make one trip for everything."
Rubio: "Did you expect anything else?"
DP: "Well no, he is a fucking one-owner, after all."
Eddie: "You got that right, a mutha-fucking one-owner for sure."
Dabo: "No shit, he is definitely a one-mutha-fucking-owner."
Stephen: "#blessed."
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a shot of alcohol, usually vodka, taken during work hours.
hey do you want to do a small one?
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cunnilingus performed by sticking out ones' tongue and moving it around in a cut loose fashion. not to be confused with the "stalled one".
It was her birthday, so I provided her with some oral stimulation via the flickering one.
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