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The act of stuffing a phone (on vibrate) in to a male's anus. The other partner then calls said phone while giving head to the male. If truly commited, the female will most likely lick the remaining fecal matter off of the phone upon completion.
"Dude, Taylor gave me a Cambodian Phone Call last night and now my phone smells like shit!"
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."
sexting internationally
I foreign phone fuck her for months.
A website that says it can track your phone anywhere on Earth, but holds a special surprise.
Person 1: I just went on World Phone Tracker, and I don't think I can stop laughing.
Person 2: I told you you'd like it.
Person 3: Where can I find it?
Person 2: worldphonetracker.com, prepare for the biggest surprise of your life.
A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.
Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."
A really rage-inducing thing that makes you want to end socalizing, by throwing the phone so your social media and video games on phone are lost.
These pay-to-winners in Clash Of Clans makes me wanna throw my phone!
Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!
Also by Princess Weirdo
Also still didn’t get into my account
VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!
DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?
VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!
DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?
VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!
PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!
DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.
the erratic movements of a person trying to get better cell phone service.
The other day, a man ran into me while doing the cell phone samba in the grocery store.
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