Person 1: "What does the Fox say?"
Fox: "Ring ding ding!"
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Its what happens when you fart so badly that the thick layer of skin is a.k.a leather donut) is ripped and shredded to peices usually caused from to much anal sex
He got blown o ring did you hear him fart? I can tell by the sound
When you get ridiculously drunk and run a train on all of your brothers friends
Oh god their so drunk their about to do the Ohio red ring !
When your phone gets a shitload of calls.
Person 1: My phone was ringing off the hook at work today!
When the guy isn’t ready to commit or promise to commit but doesn’t want anyone hitting on you.
Michael isn’t ready or willing to commit or promise to commit. So he gives you a Anti Flirt Ring
To finger oneself due to complete boredom. An action of time wasting for want of better things to do.
I'm so bored! What am I gonna do today?
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.
#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!