The Act of fisting a girl in her ass with a cheeseburger then eating it.
I'm hungry and horny, lets have ourselves a rusty cheeseburger
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It's a fart
It's inevitable that someone in a packed room will drop a rusty bubble
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When you use an extra long bendy straw to blow cocaine up your own butthole
My nose was so clogged that I had to rusty trombone the rest of my eight ball.
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When one leaves their boner out exposed to the elements for too long causing corrosion of the penis.
Josh: Hey, Ryan your boner has been out for a while now.
Ryan: So?
Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.
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When your tenants hang wet clothes in the house and cause a rusty radiator.
My stupid tenants did not dry the clothes in the garden and caused a rusty radiator
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Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.
Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
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A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.
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