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Second definition of "yankee"
What southern women call the string on a tampon.
All right now honeychile, give a pull on the yankee (second definition) and we'll get down to bidness.
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When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time
My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty
1. One who can not last during any type of sexual activity.
1. Omg Tim! Why are you a two second butta nutta? I was not even getting started!
An βenhancedβ second when one needs a prolonged period of time to get something done but want to say it in the dumbest way possible.
βWhen are you man.β βGive me a BIG BLACK NIGGA SECOND.β
December 8th is the second day where everyone has the right to feel horny no matter what other people say!They could even ask for free nudesΚβΏΚ
Guy:ayo shawty,link some feet pics
Girl:Lol why
Guy: It's the second international horny day!
No, it won't, because we'll just be PLAYING ANOTHER AD after this one ends!
Why do YouTube videos hafta have a lot of da ads be da "Your video will begin in _ seconds" format which obliges you to fumingly wait for da entire ad to play out??? Why can't da commecrials all be da "You can skip ad in _ seconds" type, so dat you only hafta wait a few seconds and then get on with your show???
You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges
Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.