September 6th

National gay day!! This is when all children find out there gay. If your not a child anymore, this is a day to celebrate your gayness🏳 🌈

"Hey Joe, it's September 6th"

"What's on September 6th?"
"It's national gay day!!"
"But I'm not gay"
"Now you are😉"

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27th september

the day somebody called Erin, Ellie or Eve have to be a slave to anyone whose name beggins with 'a' , ends with 'a', and has 'licj' in the middle.

Alicja (in the middle of a history lesso) : Hey, Erin, its the 27th September! Erin: Slaaaaaaaaaaaave

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11 September

Only stupid people and BITCHES were born on this day

If you have a friend who was born on that day, you are being watched by the devil. So run for your life if you want to live
THE DEVIL IS AN EVIL SPIRIT THAT HAS TAKEN OVER AN BODY OF SOMEBODY BORN ON THIS DAY

11 September is a disaster so be careful on this day

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September 27

An ugly, fat boy was born on this day

boy: ew why is he so ugly
beck: he was born on september 27th
boy: oh, no wonder

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September 11

The happiest day on earth, many people died but that’s ok, they deserved it. It’s where America found out that they were not so powerful after all and it crippled them. It was a great day, and I don’t care if someone you loved died then, they deserved it.

It’s September 11!
Yes, the best day of the year!

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September 19th

This is the guy that hates blacks and burns jews. Racist but he will beat you up so hard you dad becomes dead. Fuck off away from him. If threatened he will steal your girl

I wish I was born on September 19th.

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September 22

If you were born on this date, you are very self centered and stingy. People who are born on this day have hoes but because they catfish. And one more thing: YOURE NOT THICC!!!

Melanie: Ew, you were born on September 22?

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