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Short nigga syndrome is when someone is really ugly, short, and can’t get any bad bitches
Look I think Gibbit has short nigga syndrome
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An apparatus used in the chemistry lab to distill small quatities of distillate. Identical to a short path distillation with the addition of latex tubing (carrying cold water) wraped around the bend in the vacuum adapter to aid in condensation of the vapors. Used in lieu of a simple distillation where distillate would be lost on the surface of the condenser. Also used due to convenience and ease of set-up. Can be called GSPD or GSP Distillation for short.
Should I use a simple distillation?
No, the Grossman Short Path Distillation is the way to go!
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A large person who always wears black shorts with a white stripe down the side.
wow. its big dude black shorts.
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Some one who is one donut short of a dozen is basically missing a key element to their brains. A.K.A., they are stupid.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.
P1: Look at Anna- ew, why is she hugging that cardboard cutout?
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.
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when a person likes one band and listens to all their songs for 2 weeks or so. after that they get bored of the band and find another one.
a few weeks after this, they hear the old band again either through TV, youtube or the radio and the person listens to the band again but not with the same intensity as before.
person 1: so where's bob?
person 2: he's off having a short term band obsession. he'll get tired of them after a few weeks.
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Its a play on words, where the word "Life" is expected but it is too short in the sense that the physical spelling of the word "Life" is only 3 letters "Lif". Therefore, instead of responding to one's facebook status that says "Lif is too short" with "Agreed", respond instead with "Ahahahahahaha!!! Nice!!"
Human A: Lif is too short
Human B: Yeah, you only spelled it with three letters, of course its too short!!
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The day you slap anyone under 5, 5
Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here
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