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The feeling of having a close relationship to actresses/actors in porn videos in lieu of actual human contact
Since the pandemic started, I’ve been at home practicing social closening.
Such as halitosis is for bad breath. This definition is used to define a horrible social mishap in which the yield is a terribly awkward silence and embarrassment as a result of said silence. Can be confused with word vomitting. Often used as a failed attempt of levity. Used in Say Anything's song on their new album named Say Anything- "She Won't Follow You."
(Amongst a group of females.)
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?
(Females): *Chatter Chatter*
Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...
Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."
To make sure you stay away from slags
Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.
When an online social network is bombarded because everyone is trying to get on at the same time.
Dude, I was talking to eight girls last night, it was the biggest Social Rush Ive seen in awhile!
Someone who is Antisocial. This person is usually rude, mean, jerkish or just extremely quiet.
Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Person 1: Hey, whats up?
Person 2: Nothin', you?
Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!
Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
- A person who doesn't give a shit about other people, rarely talks to anyone in person (and does laconically if so), and often has only one or zero friends. May appear distant, aloof and unemotional to others. Although most of them are somewhat active on the internet, some socially dead people may have vanished completely from social media, or rarely leave their home other than for errands or appointments. Only opens up to people they really, really like, although one has to know how to access them the right way, and this is a hard process. They can seem intriguing and distant at first, but if they ever open up, they are often interesting, intelligent and beautiful souls. This behavior can sometimes be caused by traumatic life events, teenage angst, misanthropy, existential crisis, depression, severe anxiety, mental illness, or the person is just "that way". Main characteristic of Schizoid Personality Disorder. May or may not be asexual.
- Someone who is remarkably slow to reply to text messages due to being frequently offline or distracted, much to the extreme frustration of people who keep trying to talk to them.
also see schizoid, loner, lone wolf, hermit or hikikomori
Yoann: What happened to you Jin? You seem so socially dead. You used to be so fun to stick around, but now....
*1 month later*
Yoann: Damn, he hasn't replied yet...I miss him.
Jin: hey
Yoann: Oh, hey! Finally, you texted back...
*2 weeks later, Jin still hasn't replied*
Ryan: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
A person making a statement to get a point across that gives them Reality or Internet clout.
Example 1: I have the latest iPhone!
Example 2: Jealous of my new 4K TV?... Its 120hz too!
Example 3: I went to a protest for (Insert political issue here)
Comeback: I do not care about your social signalling