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Receiving an unexpected finger in your butthole when it pokes through Costco’s horrible toilet paper during a wipe job.
Gave myself the old Kirkland Special today when the chimichanga from last night wanted out.
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When somebody grabs the balls with left hand and dick with right and and twists violently
Example: hey sage do you want a Peabody special?
Sage- fuck off I don't need another hardship in my life
Lou-hey sage do you want a Peabody special?
Sage- fuck off I don't need another hardship in my life
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In video games, you achieve a combo or score that allows you to perform special tricks/moves
(guy playing Batman Arkham) "thats it - I'm gonna get special and do the bat swarm on these fucks!"
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When stripping a girl down, swing out a right elbow and black her eye
I gave carl's mom the kory special
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Analingus performed by or on a large woman.
Woman: "Do you want the pork special?"
Dan: "Uhh....yeah."
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When an individual parks their vehicle in the street, turns on their hazard lights, and exits in order to enter a store or house without losing their spot in traffic. Named as such for its common occurrence in downtown Allentown, Pennsylvania.
"Hey man, you were 20 minutes late picking me up from the airport."
"Sorry, dude, I ran into about 10 Allentown Specials on the way up here."
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To use spray paint to paint a 4x4 vehicle in a redneck fashion.
I just laid down a taradena special on my new toyota.
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