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This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.
MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...
a male who engages in sexual acts with another male (eating his nuts)
Dave= Im going around to Rhys' house today to suck his nuts
Steven= You sausage squirrel
A sexual act in which a woman lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed and the man puts his testicles (nuts) in her mouth while he ejactulates on her chest.
He gave me a squirrel necklace but it was hard to breathe with his nuts in my mouth!
A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.
What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.
When you cum in a girls ass and she lets it dry up in her asshole so when she shits the dry cum comes out with her shit
Me and my girl did anal last night and she did a squirrel trap
Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.
Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.