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America Is A Christian Country

Ok. Somebody taught them determinism and now they're trying to use it to distort reality. DETERMINISM ISN'T REAL CHRISTIANS! IT'S NOT A REAL THING! YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T CONTRADICTING WHAT OUGHT TO HAPPEN IN RESPONSE TO A GIVEN ANTECEDENT CHAIN OF EVENTS, DELIBERATELY.

Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'

So, these idiots are just oscillating between these two talking points to try and make it reality. I mean... No. It isn't a Christian country- Wait! No! If anyone is King of America, it's alright? None of that Catholic Molester-King shit! Get that shit right the fuck out of here! Ok... So the pilgrims rejected the church of England and catholicism. So, even there, you have Michael Knowles just blatantly making shit up in saying that 'his lineage can be traced to the Catholic pilgrims.' Not a real thing. Even if it WAS initially Christian, THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE HERE! So it WASN'T that... Like... At all! They're doing the same thing they are doing to ME and the Palestinians! We'll call it 'History starts on Oct 8th fallacy.' They pick a FALSE starting point... And then they argue FROM THAT FALSE STARTING POINT... Foward in time. Ok and this is a 2 parter so just, you know, read the next on 'America is a Christian country'is the first part..."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024


Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

by Twittlerio February 01, 2025


country clutch

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.

Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.

by OminousGuy72 January 06, 2016


Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.

Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept

by McBeal September 25, 2018


country cod

A massive hillbilly shlong dong.

Wow Jessica, I can’t believe you.... you cheated on me just because he has a country cod.

by Squeakyboi25 April 09, 2018


Saves his country

Nebulous blanket category that can mean literally anything.

Headline: Man saves his country by tongue kissing his own daughter.

Headline: Man saves his country by allowing his country to selectively manufacture a mental illness (completely arbitrarily) and the results may shock you! It's child murder and or jumping off a balcony! Results may vary but you can use it to recruit shills!"

by Hym Iam March 11, 2025


Eat at the Old Country Buffet

Eating ass.

Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.

by Mapppy84 May 10, 2023