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a retarded definition of "Hawk Tuah" designed to disguise as if the writer did not intentionally mean "Hawk Tuah."
That's why i cage my "hawk too."
“Too p” is another way to say you're real.
yo me and jay are Too p for y'all 💯
Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"
Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "
Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"Aww man heard about Davey " "yeah i heard he was too long in the shower after that party "
To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones
"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."