cold taco

The vagina of a deceased female. Usually referred to when discussing the subject of necrophilia.

"I hit some cold taco at the cemetery last night, got a little muddy!"
"Whoa dude, didn't know you were into things besides cold sausage..."

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taco yeast

The cheesy substance between 2 labias, that could possibly make a loaf of bread rise.

George Bush's taco yeast is some of the most potent in the western hemisphere.

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taco pants

The super tight and stretchy leggings or pants, such a yoga pants, that have become popular as women's outerwear circa 2008.

The form fitting qualities of these pants outline and accentuate the vagina or "taco."

Guy: "Are you ready to head out?"

Girlfriend: "Yep."
Guy: "Why are you dressed like you're going to the gym?"

Girlfriend: "What are you talking about?"

Guy" "Are you really going to wear those taco pants to Applebees for half-priced appetizers?"

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El Taco

1.) a mispronunciation of "Al Quida"

2.) an evil piece of Mexican food, often with beef, cheese, sour cream, tomatoes, and lettuce, which is here to destroy us all

1.) "There has been a lot of fear recently of El Tac...Al Quida."

2.) "OH NO! HERE COMES THE TACO! EAT IT QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!"

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Taco Touchdown

A not-so-often used phrase which can mean multiple things:

1) (V) The act of sticking one's scrotum into a taco. It is optional whether to attempt to cook it or not.

2) (ADJ.) A synonym for crouching repeatedly over a dead player in an FPS like HALO or CoD.

3) (V) What someone does to celebrate a goal in a game of rugby/football. After touching the ball down, the scorer leaves it on the ground and does push-ups with their crotch over the ball.

1) JOHNNY: Man, school was a real f*cker today. I'm

gonna go do a taco touchdown.

JAMES: Ooh, I'll bring the sauce!

2) JOHNNY: Eat lead, James! *machine guns him to death*

JAMES: Oh no, not the taco touchdown!

3) JOHNNY: *scores tri and starts dry humping the ball*

EAT TACO TOUCHDOWN, B*TCHES!

JAMES: Ah sh*t, not again...

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taco stand

A buttload of pussy all at once!!! plural

I ate a fucking taco stand last night!!!

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Nigger Taco

When you burn a tortilla, yell "Fuck shit Bob Saget" and continue to use it to make a crappy-ass taco.

"Dafuq is this?"
"I made a Nigger Taco. Want one?"

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