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usually followed by "yeah, uh-huh!"
and then, if desired "that's hilarious!"
then this proceeds in repetition of the three phrase cycle until one person or the other is sick of the cycle.
usually spoken in agreement to a previous statement.
could also be in ditto form.
"this coffee is bogus."
"i know, right?"
"yeah, uh-huh!"
("that's hilarious!")
"i know, right?"
etc.
"i totally flunked that test."
i know, right?"
"yeah, uh-huh!"
("that's hilarious!")
"i know, right?"
etc.
"we have to stop talking like that."
"i know, right?"
"yeah, uh-huh!"
("that's.. not hilarious!")
"i know, right?"
etc.
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A mythical computer instruction. Whatever is right to do at this point in the program, do that.
A new instruction has been added to the PDP-10 instruction set: Do The Right Thing. Please update your programs. (From a MOTD - Message of the day -- on an MIT ITS system.)
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The Dudley-Do-Right is when a guy sits backwards on the toilet seat to trim or shave his pubic region. By doing this, all the access trimmings falls into the toilet water providing an easy clean up. It also gives men access to the hard to reach gooch area with no hardship.
One man looks at another man in a locker room shower (no homo) and says, "ah dude, that trim job is perfect"! To which, the other man replies "Yeah, I used the 'Dudley-Do-Right'... easy clean up".
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A familiar simultaneous agreement to confirm an unsaid /said truth. A verbal affirmation to a mutual thought experienced by 2 people.
The origins date back to 2009 when Snookie from Jersey Shore caught her bestie in a lie and responded to JWow’s comment “Ryder is Biatch!”by saying . . . "I know, Right?!”
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Taken from the awesome british rom-com-zom (romantic comedy - with zombies)'Shaun of the Dead', this phrase can be used in almost any situation to further irritate and already irate friend.
Ed: Why do we have to go and save Liz?
Shaun: BECAUSE I LOVE HER!
Ed: All right.......gay.
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In its most simple definition is someone who thinks that someone always has to be superior to another. This is part of Religion, Politics, Economics and Culture.
Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with rights, religion, change or government involvment.
They believe that they are superior to some and inferior to others. Those inferior to them need to be treated like slaves, and dont deserve to be treated with dignity. Those superior to them are to be obeyed, no matter what, and deserve to take from you just to be better off.
They can dish out insults, but get all mad if someone disagrees with them. They hang out on Yahoo Answers.
Right wing philosophy
The Fundie and the Navajo.
Navajo medicine man and their tribes doing the medicine dance only to be interrupted by some Fundie missionary.
Fundie: "This whole whoopeing and screyeming is nothing but deyemon worship sending you all to heyel."
Navajo Chief: "You lack much wisdom from the great spirit. Please pray that the great spirit opens your mind."
Fundie: If you wanna hayate Gawd thayats fine, but the biabel sayed the werold would hayet us.
The conservative and the liberal.
Liberal: We need to fix our economy, and not let greedy CEO's go about treating us like slaves.
Conservative: NO! we have big problems, gays are in relationships and it grosses me out.
Liberal: No one is making you go to gay bars, but we have to put up with greedy corporations.
Conservative: Anti-American hippie.
The girl in the woods
Some girls are hiking, and one needs to pee, and she goes on a tree. Some proper SOB comes and makes a deal.
proper SOB: Oh (girl) act like a lady and pee in a toilet.
Girl: The bathrooms are miles away. No one is making you look, you stupid bitch!
proper SOB: You watch the mouth, and dont talk to me like that cause you just urinate wherever.
The Greedy CEO's and the working man
CEO: I have some news, we're moving your jobs to Wyoming. Tell your families to pack up.
Workers: My whole family is here.
CEO: Its cheaper in Wyoming. How am I supposed to go on my 5 vacations all over the world.
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-noun-
The most powerful female under a man.
The most trusted vagina to a male that is in power of something.
The woman with whom someone of power relates to best
An attractive female who is most trusted by a man to make decisions in his absence
Often referred to as RHV
Martin was really busy today so he had his Right Hand Vagina make his minor decisions
When he took over, he appointed his Right Hand Vagina to take care of all the little things he didnt give a fuck about.
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