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Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed
When your noodle is still wet from the night before and she eats the left over sauce for breakfast
"Yo, I tore it up so good last night she came back for that breakfast spaghetti with some toast and a glass of OJ."
The best of both the breakfast world and the burger world "only at Carl's Jr "
I went to Carl's Jr and got a breakfast burger
A person of British origination/ethnicity
Derogatory term for British/United Kingdom people.
"I did a DNA test and it said I was 93% Breakfast Bean!
When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.
Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.
Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.
"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."
The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.
No sir I'm full, I had a Mediterranean Breakfast this morning.