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Goldfish Fight Club

A game created in 2016, where a student, in class on Friday, takes two goldfish crackers and squeeze sthem together to make them "fight". Whichever one breaks is the loser and thrown into a pile of crumbs, while the winner moves on to the next match. Once a clear winner is found out of the entire bag of goldfish, then he or she gets to take on the champ for an epic battle royale. During the final match, the official match theme of "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes must play, and if a winner is crowned, the champ will rest for the week in a zip lock bag stapled to the wall. Never speak of this information out loud to any other student in school......because the first rule of Goldfish Fight Club, is that you don't talk about Goldfish Fight Club.

Parker ignored Mr. Keith's lesson in class on Friday, because it was an intense day for Goldfish Fight Club, and she wanted to see if someone could challenge the champ.

by kskeith1978 April 14, 2017


Okie Kush Club

The go to weed spot for all the OU tards. This place got that good shit and we already know how fond the folks down in Norman are when it comes to their tree. The only downside is that you need a med card to get kush from this place since Oklahoma only legalized medical marijuana (I'm sure Norman "Nick" has very interesting thoughts on this). The avetards have fucked this place up a few times when they've found a plug to buy them shit but if one of them just got their own med card then they'd be making daily trips to this joint.

The avetards get excited anytime they hear the Okie Kush Club mentioned because they know that's the best spot for weed and due to their constant craving for it, they're willing to go to any extent to find a plug who can go buy shit from the store.

by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020


shoot up the club

To cum inside a girl without a condom.

"Yo man, Katie's on the pill so when I hit that tonight I'm gonna shoot up the club."

by Phrasemaster September 24, 2013

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Spartan Ski Club

The largest club on MSU's campus. A social club with a skiing problem. The rowdiest, most bad-ass club on campus!

"Who are those people running through campus naked?"
"Oh, it's probably just Spartan Ski Club getting after it."

by THE GINGER November 26, 2012


key club girl

A girl that looks like she could be in key club, strictly Asian, GPA of at least 4.0.

You hear about that girl Isaiah likes? Yeah, she's another Key Club Girl.

by dorksouza March 22, 2016


Square root club

A term used to describe people in college that have GPAs that are so fucking low that if you took the square root of their GPA, it would be larger than their actual GPA.

Roommate 1:Jesse's a fucking dumbass, his GPA is .78.
Roommate 2: That puts him in the square root club alright.

by Sang-froid March 6, 2018


Reptilian Club Boys

Reptilian Club Boys is a group made up by Diamonds On My Dick and Hi-c.

dawg is you apart of Reptilian Club Boys?

by basedprophet June 12, 2019