ninth-cousin-4X-removed

Ninth-cousin-four-times-removed (9C4R).

My ninth-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.

Cousin besties

A group of cousins who are also besties, AKA me,O, and A <3

"Bro, did you see the cousin besties?"
"Yeah! I'm a part of the group!" <33

eighth-cousin-5X-removed

Eighth-cousin-five-times-removed (8C5R).

My eighth-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

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third cousin-pibling

Parent's third cousin.

My third cousin-pibling is a good person.

fifth-cousin-4X-removed

Fifth-cousin-four-times-removed (5C4R).

My fifth-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.

Cousin Squared

When you have a cousin related on both sides of your family.
When a set of siblings marry another set of siblings - both marriages have children and they are cousins squared.
Aka cousin to the power of 2.

Can’t wait to go out tomorrow with my cousin squared.