brother cousins

The offspring of uncle dads. In other words “keeping it in the family”

I got to see my uncle dad today and see my brother cousins.

sixth-cousin-3X-removed

Sixth-cousin-thrice-removed (6C3R).

My sixth-cousin-3X-removed is a good person.

ninth-cousin-4X-removed

Ninth-cousin-four-times-removed (9C4R).

My ninth-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.

Cousin besties

A group of cousins who are also besties, AKA me,O, and A <3

"Bro, did you see the cousin besties?"
"Yeah! I'm a part of the group!" <33

eighth-cousin-5X-removed

Eighth-cousin-five-times-removed (8C5R).

My eighth-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.

half-great-cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin’s grandson.

My half-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast