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Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.
A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.
"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."
-Oh that is such a mum joke!
a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone
person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!
You’re mum means when someone is about to brutally muders your mother then days “you’re mum”
Someone:Omg you’re mum 😂😂😂🤣🤣
You:NO PLEASE. DONT KILL MY MOTHER I BEG YOU. SHES THE ONLY FAMILY IVE GOT LEFT
a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace
a word that is slowly growing around london that mean “mums”other words “word” this big word “g mums” came from to little mandem called big TY and Little LH
“i say we cut”
“g mums let’s cut den”