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It's a fart
It's inevitable that someone in a packed room will drop a rusty bubble
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When you use an extra long bendy straw to blow cocaine up your own butthole
My nose was so clogged that I had to rusty trombone the rest of my eight ball.
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When one leaves their boner out exposed to the elements for too long causing corrosion of the penis.
Josh: Hey, Ryan your boner has been out for a while now.
Ryan: So?
Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.
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a old mans (above age of 80) penis
That old man has one Rusty Eggplant.
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When you and your girl do anal without proper preparation and on the pullout there's poop left over on your dick.
Man, me and my girl tried anal the other day and she gave me a rusty hotdog.
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A term used to describe a sports professional past his/her prime. Most commonly used in association with a washed-up baseball catcher or a previously successful golfer.
"He was such a good catcher, and now he's just an ol' rusty cup."
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Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.
Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
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