cooking on three burners

Your energy level is through the roof you can do anything with 110%

Hey man you ready to do this? Hell Ya I'm cooking on three burners.

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three pounds of pressure

all it takes to burst the ballsack

Ow, you just applied three pounds of pressure to my ballsack

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Three Day Rule

When a peer's unconsumed alcohol is left at your place of residence for over three days, you are entitled to consume such alcohol without repercussions.

Bryan "Hey do you think its fine if I drink Kyle's leftover Bombay Gin?" Randy "Yeah its been here since Monday. Its the three day rule."

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Chucking Threes Please

Should be the nickname for Antoine Walker - the trigger-happy NBA player who misses too many shots from outside the arc.

We went to the recent Timberwolves game and saw Chucking Threes Please ... oh well at least he's having fun eh.

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three blind musketeers

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald

Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers

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Three Piece Set

(Pronounced as Tree Piece Set) When a female has the three necessary components for love:
1. A well defined ass
2. Perky breasts
3. Beautiful angel face

Friend: Hey ya see that chick across the bar?
You: Yeah what about her?
Friend: She looking like a three piece set! Go talk to her!

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Walking on All Threes

An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.

Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:

-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger

Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.

Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."

Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"

Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.

(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.

Seriously, don't be Fred.

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