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It's fur is soft. It goes mlem mlem mlem with it's tongue
"oh wow, a tiger! it wouldn't mind if i pet it, would it?"
Tiger Berna is the truest joy in the world. She is a party animal and the sweetest most genuine woman you will ever meet. She’s driven and intelligent, sustainable as fuck, she knows how to get down with the get down. Freak in the streets and in the sheets. She’s a firehouse force and will burn you if you cross her in any way. Be wary, for she is the best thing you will ever have, but will fuck you up if you do her wrong. Tiger will rock your socks off. She’s all that.
That tiger girl is the baddest n raddest in the superverse.
ti·ger
/ˈtīɡər/
noun
Won't let anyone touch it after the divorce.
Goes mlem mlem mlem with its tongue.
A trembling tiger came home at five, after his second divorce he couldn't keep the cubs.
Man on Safari: Ah AHH AHHHHHHH!!! GOD HELP ME. FUCKING HELP ME IM BEING MAULED BY A TIGER
Me: awwww big kitteh cat with fwuffy cheeks :3333
A nick name for a guy who does sexual things with a girl.
*Making out*, girl: pulls away and says nice kissing tiger