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When you have intense sex with an obese woman and end up covering her in semen
"i gave that bitch the pallid whale"
When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.
Instead of shark week...
We came to Miami at the wrong time. What is it, whale week?
When having sex with a large girl who is a squirter, right before she blows lift her ass and legs up so she spouts like a whale breaching the ocean deep!
That gal last night whale spouted me, I need a rain jacket and a tetanus shot.
Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.
That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!
When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.
Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.
Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.
Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale
When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal
Me: I’m bout to blind that fat chick with my jizz
Him: oh blind whale