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Water Bitch

A name given to the girl who is told to fetch water for those who are far too lazy to do it themselves or by those with an inflated sense of value and self-worth.

Hey, water bitch, I know I am right next to the fridge, but I want these people I am with to think Iโ€™m a big shot so bring us some waters. K, thanks.

by ChellChell September 9, 2010

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boil water

The act of "boiling water" can refer to two things.

1. Heating up an amount of water with the intent to make it reach a temperature of 100 degrees Celsius, which is the accepted standard boiling point of water.

2. A euphemism for smoking weed (or another substance) through a bong, since the sound the water makes during inhalation resembles the sound of water that has reached it's boiling point.

1. Max: Yo, I'm so hungry... gotta any food in the house Blake?
Blake: Yeah man, I've got some ravioli, let me just boil some water and it'll be ready pretty soon.

2. Blake: So what do you wanna do while the food is getting ready?
Max: Let's boil water! *makes gesture of lighting bong*
Blake: Hell yeah. *gets bong from behind couch*

by justfetus January 12, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


water hammer

Something engineers, mainly Machinist Mates, do in the U.S. Navy to each other in the boiler/engineering room. A container of water is dumped from an upper level area to someone on the lower level, or from any high area to any lower area. It is always meant to be a surprise. It is also done to people who are sleeping on watch as a way to wake them up, and they do so in shock, to teach them to not sleep on watch or else it will happen again. It is also done to people who are already awake as a practical joke. Something like that would usually never be done to any higher-ups, especially those that don't participate in the game, since it will get you in trouble.

Example 1:
Petty Officer Clark: You see Price sleeping in the escape exit? Let's water hammer him!

Example 2:
Petty Officer Price: I just got water hammered. Do you know who did it?
Fireman Stovell: Yes, it was Clark.
Petty Officer Price: I'm gonna water hammer him next chance I get! It's on now!

by deepspace10 October 20, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Water chestnut

It is when a couple enters a body of water, and the male repeatedly slaps his testicles against the partners chest until reaching completion.

*Note* While this act is not limited to heterosexual couples, at least one of the parties involved must possess a pair of testicles.

"No, I do not enjoy fellatio. I mush prefer doing the water chestnut."

by Channa59 October 3, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


florida water

a) known to have a permanent effect on the penis, much like that experienced when taking viagra

b) refers to a male from Florida with a large penis. Size has been traced back to "that Florida water"

Oh my!!! It's huge... Yeah, that's what that Florida water does...

by SilkyD1 September 28, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coconut Water

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!

Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.

by quesondriac November 27, 2013

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


toilet water

home-brewed alcohol made in prison. convicts brew the booze in the top tanks of their toilets. used as prison currency, along with cigarettes and bitches.

i traded big macky a carton of cigs for a gallon of toilet water.

by tdm_duh May 9, 2007

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