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An amazing, thoughtful, kind guy who cares about you and knows how to cheer you up when you're down... Funny, gorgeous and the most amazing, awesome person to walk the earth. The actual definition of, cute and the smoothest talker you'll ever meet and if he wants your number you give it to him and he's always buying you something nice or being polite.
All the ladies loooooove Tony
Such a sweet girl. Very kind and generous to everyone she meets. Not into partying, more into nerdy stuff. A really good friend. She makes you feel heard and appreciated whenever you talk to her. She wants people to like her and they usually do. She talks a lot, is a bit of a yapper, especially when it comes to her hyperfixations. She's creative and smart.
Do you know Tony?
Course I do! She's such a sweetheart.
Tony is the name of the most beautiful man on planet earth. He is a God among all gods and can drive any bus in the world with absolutely no training. His best friend (paul) comes along with him every where he goes.
I love Tony and I guess Paul's alright I guess
The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.
"Oh no, Tony is gonna nonce us AGAIN"
Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint.
Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.
Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!"
Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."
Manager: "FML"
Tony Kast, the most handsome person in the world. Tony is universal, omnipotent and omniscient. He who sees all, he who knows all. Tony is one of the biggest people in the universe. The presence he omits is suffocating. Tony also knows as Big Boi kast tony.
Person1: Dude, get out of here immediately, Tony is coming!
person2: Oh no, I don't want to suffocate because of tony's presence.
Person1: Toyn kast moment