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Trap or die relates to the term "eat what you kill." Many jobs in the world are commission based. At commission only jobs you "eat what you kill" meaning you only make money on the business you bring to the company and if you don't bring any business in, you don't eat. Hence the phrase "trap or die." It describes what you have to do to survive. In order to eat what you kill, you must trap or die...
It's a tough world out there, you trap or die.
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(This works best while the male has some sort of explosive diarrhea) A man lies on his back with his legs wide open while a woman slowly progresses (face first, mouth open) towards his testicles. Once the woman is approximately 3 inches from the "ball-sac" the man then releases massive amounts (or whatever's in his system) of diarrhea on her face, with the intentions of shitting in her mouth. Whether the crap landed in her mouth or not doesn't matter. A successful "Mouse Trap" has been executed.
Christy was trying to suck my balls before landed in a "Mouse Trap"
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Whore, waste of time, annoying, money hungry, overeager, a nuisance
Be careful in trusting these thirst traps and thots out here!!!! #TheThirstIsReal
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A practical joke designed for one-person public restrooms. You bring a rubber glove as it will get messy, making sure you ate some spicy mexican food or other natural laxative beforehand. After properly applying the glove on your hand, shit in the toilet and pick it up smearing it on the door handle inside the bathroom, sink faucet, toilet paper, and paper towel dispenser. Be careful to keep the toilet clean as if you leave it dirty the prey will not take the bait of a clean, unharmed toilet. Doing this will ensure that the person can't get out of the restroom without touching shit in some way, unless he calls for help.
Oh shit! I just got hit with a crab trap! It's just like the method those people use on discovery channel.
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Lindsay had Rob went out for their anniversary dinner and later that night she surprised him with the nice gift of Beez in the Trap.
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A term in an extensive vocabulary of theatre terms standing in for sexual terms meaning vagina.
Last night, we were about to be running lines when all of a sudden, she told me she didn't have a trap door!!!
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For male virgins when a guy friend tells them they can hook them up with a girl but they're really only joking about an imaginary girl, leaving said virgin feeling mildly heart broken.
Dan: Hey there's this girl named Krista who was asking about you...
Joe: Really??
Dan: No, hahaha
Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE
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